I know our timing will make this very suspect however it is real and not an April Fool's Day joke. The 64B District Court is offering an amnesty program for certain outstanding warrants. This would afford those who have a warrant as indicated in the attached letter an opportunity to address it on his or her own terms and avoid going to jail. This is a great way to address the inevitable and avoid a ride in a patrol car. Feel free to call the 64B District Court for more information.
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